45: JCVD January: Double Team

This week on Sucktastic, for the last edition of this year's Jean-Claude January, we subject ourselves to a mess of a movie! The Mussels from Brussels teams with the Worm, Basketball's bad boy Dennis Rodman, to try and take down a global terrorist. Thier odd couple dynamic works out as well as you'd expect...which is not at all. No amount of poorly delivered one-liners, gun play, or hints at anything remotely engaging can save this train-wreck!
It tries to be too stylish for it's own good, and is the epitome of all flash, no substance! It's Double Team, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!