44: JCVD January: Universal Soldier: The Return

This week on Sucktastic, Jean Claude Van Damme returns as Luc Devereaux to try to defeat a rogue Unisol, The U.S. government, and Bill Goldberg. Sounds like a pay-per-view in late 90's WCW.
We continue JCVD January with a movie that tries to Crush 'em! It's Universal Soldier: The Return, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!